Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Screw you, soul patch

The arts have failed. They no longer keep mass culture in check with thought-provoking art that challenges the establishment. Now they’re in charge of spreading the mainstream mandate of the Liberal Vatican. There isn’t an original thought among them, just a thousand-mile stare, a blue logo and the drone-like vocabulary of emotive, vaguely inspiring chants.


wobblie said...

You're wrong - the arts haven't failed, they've succeeded, and we are at the dawn of a whole new era where "rock 'n roll" rules the world! It's the world created by Everclear!

dave3544 said...
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solidcitizen said...

3 parts fruit punch
2 parts Everclear® alcohol
1 part fruits

Slice the fruit. I recommend strawberries, oranges, lemons, and limes. Then mix the punch and everclear together in a clean trashcan with ice. Hawaiian punch is my preference, but you can use any sort of fruit punch. Make sure you use ice and have a blast.

Jason said...

He's right you know.