Friday, May 30, 2008

Oh the places you'll go

I'm not sure what it says about either our politics or our sexual culture that you can get from here -

to here -
If one wishes to gaze upon the true face of the furry fandom, then all one needs to do is click their way over to one of the many image boards dedicated to the posting of pictures of hermaphrodite dragons or adorable little cubs getting slipped the meat from an adult furry, just so people can masturbate to it. Truly, there is nothing more sobering and depressing than clicking on one of these images and reading post after post commenting on how a little fox getting raped in the ass is “deliciously erotic". Seriously.

in literally three clicks of the mouse. I'll let the Sadly,Nauts! fill in the hilariously disturbing details.

10 comments:

ash said...

Um, yuck.

And fur(r)thermore...YUCK.

That is a seriously twisted subculture. Did I mention yuck?

wobblie said...

No kidding - and I consider myself a pretty tolerant person when it comes to accepting the wide variety of sexual practices.

What amazes me more is that there's enough documentation out there for people like us to have a fairly informed opinion on the matter.

ash said...

Whatever they want to do with or to or in the presence of drawings of little furry things (apologies to Dinosaur Jr.) is their business and not for me to judge. But ugh, I felt a little gross just reading the description.

wobblie said...

The thing for me about the whole chain of events is that if on the one hand you were going to try to publish "dirt" on a presidential candidate, and on the other frequent fetishist porn sites and cause drama, why would you use the same pseudonym?

dave3544 said...

Because you believe you were right when you were causing drama. Look, my love of cigars has also offended people. Fuck 'em I say. If they can't handle it, they're all a bunch of pussies (get it? That's a Clinton joke. Probably freaked you out huh? Squares).

It is interesting that we tolerant people seem to be of the opinion that a guys fetish seems to eliminate him from being a credible source of presidential dirt.

ash said...

Well, his dirt turned out not to be credible...which is, apparently, the least of his problems.

That said, I don't think there is a correlation here -- i.e. that his fetish *makes* him not credible; the two are totally independent. I do, however, appreciate the irony of the situation: this is a guy who seems pretty obsessed with finding skeletons in others' closets when he's got some whoppers of his own hanging out there.

Then again, your point about thinking you're right when you cause drama probably holds here, too. Likely he thinks that no one would bat an eye over the fact that he likes to fantasize about fucking female skunks. And maybe no one should. Again, see my previous elaboration: it's not my place to judge a guy for his fetishes, furry or otherwise. But I personally find it a little creepy. His need to discredit Obama, on the other hand, is just annoying.

wobblie said...

A couple things...

If kink were a disqualification for "important" jobs in our society, I'd wager there'd be a lot of job openings.

If he's right, he's right. He's not, but if he was... Right or wrong, though, his well-documented persecution complex, wherein everyone is gay and out to get his self-identified very, very heterosexual cigar loving ass (metaphorically speaking), is something I find highly entertaining.

Anonymous said...

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES---THEY DO NOTHING!!!

wobblie said...

Brain bleach is in the pantry.

ash said...

Ha! There's a guy on our neighborhood listserv who is always forwarding messages about pets who need homes. This week (just after I read this post) he started sending these with the subject line "Need some love of the furry variety?"...which now has a whole new set of connotations for me!