Monday, October 6, 2008

Wherein I am named as a "known associate" of Barack Hussein Obama



Maybe you've heard that the ongoing collapse of the contemporary global finance regime was caused by greedy brown people buying sweet cribs they couldn't afford with a sub-prime mortgage. But did you know that this was all part of a plot to completely destroy capitalism, and Obama is right in the thick of it? Kinda?

At how many different points can you work yourself into the vast left-wing conspiracy that in thirty short days will usher in the dawn of the Soviet Socialist Republic of America? I'm betraying America at least five times, according to the chart.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, I'm also implicated. I applied for a SOROS grant like 3 times. I didn't get it, but still, shit.

dr said...

And here I thought the Left was ineffectual. Huh. Goes to show. It sure does.

lex dexter said...

in particular i like the idea that George Soros is a descendant of the New Left.