It may have occurred to you to ask why it is such a huge deal that John Edwards cheated on his wife, but not a huge deal that McCain cheated on his first wife. You may have asked this question, perhaps rhetorically, over dinner with your wife or at a ballgame with a conservative friend.
Fortunately, the Republicans have answers.
1. John McCain was a prisoner of war for five and a half years.
2. Edwards' wife has cancer, whereas McCain's wife was merely crippled in a car accident.
3. Five and a half years. Beatings every day.
4. It was thirty years ago.
5. Senator Byrd used to be in the Ku Klux Klan.
6. Five and a half years of beatings every day.
7. John Edwards condemned Bill Clinton for having an affair. (He voted "not guilty" twice, unlike McCain, who voted "guilty").
8. You try being a POW for five and a half years and see if you don't cheat on your wife.
Don't believe me? Watch the video here.
damn, hannity really is batshit crazy, isn't he? it's pretty remarkable to see what's-his-face, "liberal to be determined"...oh yeah, colmes...actually fight back for once.
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