Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Teal Encore, DNC edition

Thanks to the libertarians over at Reason for making plain that the DNC's "responsible consumer" committee blows the GTFF's to bits. Apparently we'll be able to choose between "union" or "organic" caps, par example.

I hope this means that conventon-goers (conventioneers?) can rock some dank falafel while watching Sen. Menendez or whomever's Keynote on that sure to be "Hot" August Night in Denver.

(btw friends, if we know anybody that's attending the DNC and who is not my father, you must please clue me in. i'm going to need a cohort. it's gonna take a village to live through that zesty Infomercial. i'm still scarred from 2000, even notwithstanding the Pat Morita appearance.)
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2 comments:

  1. dave3544June 25, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    I followed the link and read the comments. Let me just say, oy. Apparently, if you spend any time thinking about what you are buying, you are Ted Kaczyski, as "everything" is half-way bad, so you are forced to buy nothing. Your only other option is to say "fuck it" and buy everything.

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  2. Ky'all McCaterbearJune 26, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Do you have blue hair again?

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