The results are in...and we're going to hell!
Number of readers who openly admit to breaking the eighth commandment: 4 -- 20 Hail Marys
Number of readers who admit to breaking the eighth commandment, but with shame in their hearts: 7 -- 10 Hail Marys
Number of readers who break the eighth commandment, but seem to think there's a "really good reason" clause in the bible: 5 -- 20 Hail Marys, 10 Our Fathers
Number of readers who cop to the sin of ignorance: 2 -- 4 Our Fathers
Number of readers who walk the righteous path, but will enevitably fall because no person is without sin, might we mention pride?: 3 -- 1 Our Father
Best. Poll analysis. Ever.
ReplyDeleteI quite enjoyed EZ's "14" from a week or so ago.
ReplyDeletethe WHOLE bible is a "very good reason clause," no?
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