Mike3550 doesn't know it yet, but for Halloween, as punishment for posting "first," he'll be McCain and I'll be Palin. I am watching the RNC tonight because I need to do my mannerism/tone/vocab research.
If you are Rudi Giuliani, you hire the person who has done you the most favors recently -- then you hire that person. Regardless of their criminal record.
If he's not experienced, then how can he immerse himself in machine politics. I swore I just heard running a city is harder than being president? I'm confused...
did anyone else see that line about sarah palin getting the call at 3 am about the moose getting in the garbage can again? can't remember where i read that...
Hey everybody, looks like I'm late to the party. I haven't had time to read all of the comments, so I'm not sure if y'all have heard: John McCain was a P.O.W.!
first?
ReplyDeleteThe homemade signs give it the "grassroots" feel that the slick, obviously out of touch D's lack.
ReplyDeleteriiiigght.
ReplyDeleteI think that the "homemade" signs are part of the whole, "we're just like you" schtick.
ReplyDeleteMike3550 doesn't know it yet, but for Halloween, as punishment for posting "first," he'll be McCain and I'll be Palin. I am watching the RNC tonight because I need to do my mannerism/tone/vocab research.
ReplyDeleteDoes the Texas delegation get their cute matching outfits cleaned every night, or are they stewing in two-day old flop sweat?
ReplyDeleteNo...wait, they're Republicans. Matching outfits for each night.
Poor Bristol.
ReplyDeletelike who? i've seen your graphic design work, sir.
ReplyDeleteWhat we learned about Palin:
ReplyDeleteAlaskan, plays basketball, beauty queen, fertile.
Mike's not mean enough to pull of McCain, and I hear he was never a POW. You can't fake that kind of experience.
ReplyDeleteShe's telling the batshit "flew 8 hours after going into labor a month early" story as a positive.
ReplyDeleteWe are through the looking glass people.
McCain was a POW? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteAlex Castallenos said that this ain't compassionate conservatism. Well no fucking shit.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she take on a Republican governor?
ReplyDeleteBegala: Mittens = poor quality ground beef. Said he "embarrassed himself."
ReplyDeleteRNC scheduling conversation:
ReplyDelete"Does anyone really know Palin?"
"Uh, well Hawaii is also not part of the continental U.S."
"Bingo! I think there is a female Republican there."
"Great, let's have her speak."
You could drill for oil in that backdrop.
ReplyDeleteWhy are the conventioneers dressed like they're going to church?
ReplyDeleteOh... wait.
Governor ≠ President
ReplyDeleteMayor of Maui ≠ President
Mayor of Wasawhat ≠ President
They really need to stop pointing out that Palin has more executive experience than Obama, Biden... or McCain.
ReplyDeleteCarl Bernstein: You don't pick Sarah Palin unless you know you're outside the margin or error for victory.
ReplyDeleteOh, your guys are watching your non-CSPAN, so you are missing a very yeoman-like speech from the Governor of Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteRight now she is going into how Obama and Biden have "zero" executive experience. The crowd seems to be chanting "zero."
McCain has this same experience, yes?
Obama has never managed a multi-million dollar budget? Have they looked at his campaign budget?
ReplyDeleteZero!! Zero!! Zero!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the CEO-presidency has worked out so well this last 8 years, no?
ReplyDeleteLike Kwame! Maybe he should run for President -- apparently he's more qualified than anyone else running...except Palin.
ReplyDeleteCPS: "You could drill for oil in that backdrop."
ReplyDeleteTee hee! Let's do it.
Awww, Bristol, Trig and Cindy.
ReplyDeleteHow many Hawai'is can you fit in Alaska?
ReplyDeleteDelaware sucks ballz.
ReplyDeleteIt had to be said.
The Governor of Hawaii is making fun of small states. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWow, I think that was just a "whipping the genitalia out" contest between AK and DE.
ReplyDeleteI'm bored.
ReplyDeleteNothing riding on Palin's shoulders here.
ReplyDeleteAt least we'll get Giuliani soon...if nothing else, he'll be entertaining. The man has never been short of entertainment.
ReplyDeleteHow many times repeating "Washington is Broken" do you think it's going to take to make people forget that the GOP has been running Washington?
ReplyDeleteAre there even four people in that hall that think Palin is going to reform Washington?
ReplyDeleteOr that McCain picked her because he's putting the country first?
Um... yes. That's what's fucking scary.
ReplyDelete"We've struck oil with Sarah" was on one of the homemade signs. That don't even make sense.
ReplyDeletePlace your bets on how many times you hear "9/11" uttered.
ReplyDeletedrink every time he says 9-11.
ReplyDeleteDrinking game for 9/11 comments? Or is that too easy?
ReplyDeletegood evening, 9-11!
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain" Everybody's #2 pick for the Republican nomination.
ReplyDeleteLongest, except for me...huh? You lost in the first week of the campaign, you joker!
ReplyDeleteWe should do an over/under pool to see how long till he mentions he was involved in helping NYC survive 9/11
ReplyDeleteShouldn't the campaign have felt "shorter" to Rudy?
ReplyDeletei demand that hollywood celebrities decide the next election!
ReplyDeleteBacktrack to Dave3544:
ReplyDeleteUsing "Alaska = near Russia therefore Palin = foreign policy genius" argument to explain this cognitive problem:
-McCain has a female vpc therefore McCain = total believer in women's abilities to do everything.
-McCain = older, therefore he was in the "country first."
Hope this logic serves us well through November.
USA!! USA!! USA!!
ReplyDeletedid the left-wing media elect W?
ReplyDeleteIf you are Rudi Giuliani, you hire the person who has done you the most favors recently -- then you hire that person. Regardless of their criminal record.
ReplyDeleteI can't spell...
ReplyDeleteZing(s)!
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain was a POW? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteHow come I only get to know job history? How come I can't know about what the candidates believe? What what they say they would do on the job?
ReplyDeleteFuck it, I'd hire the POW. Without him, I wouldn't have a freaking desk.
hey, john mccain is a POW?
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they'd stop mentioning "torture."
ReplyDeleteI thought he'd earned the right to plug every whore that would take a fin.
ReplyDeleteTasteless.
ReplyDeleteZero!! zero!! zero!!
ReplyDeleteI guess you'd know about machine politics...
ReplyDeleteIf he's not experienced, then how can he immerse himself in machine politics. I swore I just heard running a city is harder than being president? I'm confused...
ReplyDeleteWhen I was mayor of NYC **a million frickin' years ago**
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Mayors don't vote. Nor do governors. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWow, they've found all six people of color in that audience, haven't they?
ReplyDeleteyou could drill for oil in that city!
ReplyDelete9/11?
ReplyDeletecount the under 40 folks in the audience too. not being age-ist, just a fun game.
ReplyDeletethere it is...9/11
ReplyDeleteWhy is that a punch line? That it could only happen in America?
ReplyDeleteZero!! Zero!! Zero!!
EZ's here!
ReplyDeleteBeing homeless & not having a job ≠ crisis
ReplyDeleteThat is the best statement of Compassionate Conservatism I have ever heard.
Never led anything except a campaign that won the Democratic nomination against the inevitable.
ReplyDeleteoh honey, the nyc drilling has commenced.
ReplyDeletehttp://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/49136/
no time for on-the-job training? sarah is screwed.
ReplyDeleteBerny Kerik? is that you?
ReplyDeleteRuh roh, I guess Rudy didn't get the Hillary memo.
ReplyDeleteJust FYI, there'll be new thread for the Palin video/speech as soon as 9/11 is done.
ReplyDeletedid anyone else see that line about sarah palin getting the call at 3 am about the moose getting in the garbage can again? can't remember where i read that...
ReplyDeleteNothing nature throws at him? Unless, of course, it's his birthday. He gets a birthday pass.
ReplyDelete"hope is not strategy."
ReplyDeleteright, "country first" is strategy.
And only briefly about specifics.
ReplyDelete"Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy."
ReplyDeleteNot bad.
Bristol looks pissed.
ReplyDeleteDid you just see the guy yell "Oil!!!!" My god.
ReplyDeletedrill baby drill....priceless
ReplyDelete"Hope is not a strategy" is a liberal blogger line about Bush.
ReplyDeletehe wants babies to drill? time to step up, labor movement.
ReplyDeleteWho bets Bristol's boyfriend started the chant?
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering how the offshore drilling focus plays in FL.
ReplyDeletedoc c: zing! we just said the same thing at casa fogle-sharif.
ReplyDeletespill baby spill?
ReplyDeletepill baby pill?
Dr. C FTW!
ReplyDeleteA guy in the audience just yelled "Oil!" at the top of his lungs.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else get the feeling that these people are drunk?
Creating tariffs = hurting jobs, moving jobs elsewhere. Centuries of economic theory wrong.
Yeah, especially insulting to that Bin Laden guy they haven't caught.
ReplyDelete9/11!
ReplyDelete9/11!!!!!!
ReplyDeletedave3544, they aren't the only ones
ReplyDeleteNew R theme song?
ReplyDeleteI must organize some grievances before Palin.
ReplyDeleteWhen they give up on Iraq, they give up on Iraq.
osama bin laden won the war in iraq. sure, why not?
ReplyDeleteUh... the surge is still unpopular.
ReplyDeleteIs Cindy McCain holding Twig or Branch or whatever the tiniest Palin's name is? Shameless.
ReplyDeleteYeah, bring up the wiretapping...
ReplyDeleteGiuliani is the guy who makes a joke at a party and laughs at his joke before anyone else does.
ReplyDeleteWell, John, you're well on your way to losing both...
ReplyDeleteWe are all Georgians!
ReplyDeleteFor the record, McCain ripped off "We are all Georgians" from the French.
ReplyDeleteUm, is he running for something or setting up Palin?
ReplyDeleteSweet! UN bashing!
ReplyDeleteno! not the vile French!
ReplyDeleteActually, that was a pretty good bit about the SecCo.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should've done that during your campaign, Rudy. You might've won.
ReplyDeletecps: you're right.
ReplyDeletesarah, i'd get that VP introduction thing in writing.
Please let Sarah Palin be the future of the Republican Party.
ReplyDeleteok, there we go...
ReplyDeleteZing!
ReplyDeletegotta go eat.....have fun watching/snarking Palin
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, this is getting scary.
ReplyDeletesmall town, god loving Rudy!
ReplyDeletethere really aren't words to express how much i hate this fucker.
ReplyDeleteShe reduced government spending?
ReplyDeleteJason,
ReplyDeleteI don't think Obama ever said anything about the UN Security Council, just as he never said anything about Palin's hometwon not being cosmo enough.
Hey everybody, looks like I'm late to the party. I haven't had time to read all of the comments, so I'm not sure if y'all have heard: John McCain was a P.O.W.!
ReplyDeletedon't worry wobblie 10:24, this is the choir to whom they are preaching. this is the most revved up anyone will be watching this bunk.
ReplyDeleteHe'll cut taxes and terror!
ReplyDeleteMcCain was a POW? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteRudy knows a thing or two about how to treat women, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleterudy the feminist. yeah.
ReplyDeleteBoy, she can really bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.
ReplyDeleteNew thread is going up now.
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