I heard John McCain and Chuck Norris got into a fight, and John McCain bit Chuck Norris' head off, ate it. And all Chuck Norris could say was "Thank you for saving America."
this thing is getting Dada-ist. no wobs, i don't think it'll upgrade to the situationist level. though they did once opine that the Watts rioters were the true descendants of dada.
This night is so rocking, PBS is having a seminar on first ladies.
ReplyDeleteMcCain was a POW? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteWe're 45 seconds into this video, and it sucks. It's like they want to be Ken Burns but have no idea how to be anywhere near compelling.
ReplyDeleteHe more to do? He had three more planes to wreck!
ReplyDeleteReading directly from the book. Filmmaking at its finest.
ReplyDeletei am starting to wonder if i should consider McCain's military service when making my decision at the ballot box.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the Democratic show on the tele. Did they use the teleprompter in the same way?
ReplyDeletehe COULD have returned from Hanoi a broken and bitter man?
ReplyDeleteI heard John McCain and Chuck Norris got into a fight, and John McCain bit Chuck Norris' head off, ate it. And all Chuck Norris could say was "Thank you for saving America."
ReplyDeleteMinx,
ReplyDeletethe teleprompter is universal.
"true success" in Iraq.
ReplyDeletethis thing is getting Dada-ist. no wobs, i don't think it'll upgrade to the situationist level. though they did once opine that the Watts rioters were the true descendants of dada.
Little known fact: McCain wrote Delta Force, and Chuck Norris's character is based on the Maverick's maverickness.
ReplyDeleteDo you think McCain looked like the guys in Rescue Dawn?
ReplyDeletei am still a little confused about john's military record, however.
ReplyDeleteMcCain lived in a box? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteIs that Fred Thompson freestyling?
ReplyDeleteThis voice-over sounds like a weird "Dukes of Hazzard" lead-in...
ReplyDeletethat's minx's alter ego.
ReplyDeleteHe's shorter than I expected.
ReplyDeleteThat crowd doesn't strike me as going wi... zzzzz
ReplyDeletefucking "dank box." jesus fucking christ.
ReplyDeleteThe "dank box" is where I keep my weed.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a light of a new day...
ReplyDelete50 minutes of McCain. I'll apologize now for nodding off.
ReplyDeleteJust wait - halfway through he's going to throw all the liberals off his lawn.
ReplyDeletewow, so he decided to ACCEPT the nomination.
ReplyDeleteUh... is the background green... again?
ReplyDeleteprotester!
ReplyDeleteEvery time they show Cindy, all I can think is "a McCain win would be a real boon for Amy Poehler."
ReplyDeleteSweet! Protester!
ReplyDeleteWooo Dark Days!
ReplyDelete9/11!!! Wooooo!
ReplyDeletethe love between this man and his rich wife is indeed palpable.
ReplyDeleteI hope he gets mean with the green screen on.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get from land mines to the first lady?
ReplyDeleteas for john mccain's daddy?
ReplyDeleteHIS life, HIS love, and HIS lady was the Sea.
McCain's mom is younger than he is?!?
ReplyDeleteWhere do they keep the necromancers that keep all these old Republicans going? Bad voodoo, man...
ReplyDeletepoor guy thinks he's going to win this election.
ReplyDeletedrill baby drill
ReplyDeleteCheebus... who let the riffraff in?
ReplyDeleteWe'll reach our hand out to any patriot, but the rest of you leftists are screwed.
ReplyDeleteBecause there's no problem so bad a chant of USA can't solve it.
ReplyDeleteyes they have been sooo restrained the past few days....
ReplyDeleteI'm loving how bringing up problems leads to chants of USA! USA!
ReplyDeleteThe crowd is more interested in heckling a protester than listening to their nominee.
ReplyDeletePaLIEn
ReplyDeleteTell us about the Bridge to Nowhere, Maverick!
ReplyDeletehands and nose?
ReplyDeleteFree advice to the GOP - you've really got to work on his creepy smile when he delivers an applause line.
ReplyDeleteI was watching footage of a McCain event earlier today, and it looked a bit like a middle-aged casting call for "Hooters."
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain's a maverick? Who knew?
ReplyDeletewait, he's been called a Maverick?
ReplyDeleteCalled a maverick, you say?
ReplyDeleteI don't work for a party...I don't work for myself. But I am available for rent.
ReplyDeleteby their deeds shall ye know them
ReplyDeleteThat's right. As President, McCain promises specifics!
ReplyDeleteSeeing the crowd at this event makes me realize how little I really understand the people who live around me here in good ol' Georgia.
ReplyDeletehe made crooked deals in the savings and loan crisis.....whoops off msg
ReplyDeleteNot so keen on the fighting until we get to union bosses.
ReplyDeleteAll right, let's start rolling out the sad sack stories.
ReplyDeleteNot their own house, just their real estate investments.
ReplyDeleteSeems like McCain could have loaned at least one of those families a house.
ReplyDeleteNothing goes over like bashing your own party.
ReplyDeleteThis msg is going over real well...
ReplyDeletecrickets chirping
Yeah, standing up to the values.
ReplyDeletei thought that you lost "our" trust when you enacted an entire sequence of economic policies that redistributed income upward!
ReplyDeletebut apparently what i'm _really_ upset about is earmarks.
Does anyone else hear a high-pitched whistling noise?
ReplyDeleteThat damn (shotgun passed) 14th amendment making the latina daughter of immigrants a citizen
ReplyDeleteLooks like Thomas, Scalia and Alito are out under the Mav.
ReplyDeleteAre these his policy specifics?
ReplyDeletei hate it when i'm trying to get a cavity exam and a bureaucrat gets in between me and my doctor.
ReplyDeleteonly thing worse than a bureaucRAT is a DemocRAT
ReplyDeleteThank goodness there are no bureaucrats between me and my doctor now.
ReplyDeleteFailed Programs like the Iraq war?
ReplyDeletedave says hi. He's out community organizing. I can only assume he's doing it responsibly.
ReplyDeletecommunity organizing?
ReplyDeletesounds vapid, but also threatening.
fucking WAGE insurance.
ReplyDeletejesus christ.
ooooooh! here comes education.
ReplyDelete"Education is the civil rights issue of this century"
ReplyDeleteLet's privatize!
while dave is out community organizing, I was mayor of a small town in Alaska
ReplyDeletePlease talk about homeschooling...
ReplyDeleteLet's get rid of bureaucrats and privatize so you can go through an automated system for an education.
ReplyDeletePress 1 for a degree now.
Yay, privatization.
(insert loud dog whistle)
ReplyDeleteThe USW member stands up to applaud the union bashing line. Thank you, Todd Palin.
ReplyDeleteHey, let's root out the bad teachers by putting the youngest students through really dry testing.
ReplyDeleteDid the teleprompter say "smile here"?
ReplyDeleteoh, he means like Iraq?
ReplyDeletelet's spend $700 Billion drilling right here in the United States of America.
ReplyDeleteDid he just imply that we have a $700 Billion foreign aid budget?
ReplyDeletedrill on drill in drill out
ReplyDeletePoint for correctly pronouncing "nuclear" - well played, sir.
ReplyDeleteWe're experimenting with hot air power right now...
ReplyDeleteThat was a plan?
ReplyDeleteOMG - he still has 15 fucking minutes le... zzzzz
ReplyDeleteAren't all of those old people in the audience's kids _already_ in the work force?
ReplyDeleteHe's talking about their great grandkids.
ReplyDeleteDoes this sound familiar?
ReplyDeletePlease start singing solidarity forever...
ReplyDeleteSolidarity forever!
ReplyDeleteand $1 billion
ReplyDeleteI'm flying through Mpls. on Saturday. I hope these assholes don't linger after tomorrow.
ReplyDeletewait, Iran is apparently interchangeable with 'al qaeda' AND russia.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, it's 2008 in l'USA. sorry.
Dangerous threats in this dangerous world... who the hell is his speechwriter?
ReplyDeleteChad say hey to Sen. Craig if you see him in the loo....
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain knows good...and evil.
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain knows good...and evil.
ReplyDeletehe hates to mention it but....
ReplyDeletePOW!
a stable and enduring peace...one hundred years or so from now.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep our kids from fighting wars by... keeping them fighting wars? Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteWhen all is war, nothing will be not-war. Thus, peace cannot by not-war, but must be war. Thus peace is war. By transposition, then, war is peace.
ReplyDeleteMcCain has scars from bipartisan cooperation?
ReplyDeleteI'm a uniter...
ReplyDeleteThis. Speech. Sucks.
ReplyDeleteCue: puppy and apple pie...
ReplyDeleteI'm changing channels in five minutes.
ReplyDeletewhat event is he referring to?
ReplyDeleteMcCain's own Gulf of Tonkin resolution.
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oh, so there's an anecdote about his military career he'd like to share right about now?
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain was a POW? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteWait? He's a POW?
ReplyDeleteI wish I could vote for one of them...
ReplyDeleteSounds like you were a shitty pilot, flyboy.
ReplyDeleteand pow, a standing o
ReplyDeleteThat would take so fucking long to tap out in morse code.
ReplyDeleteare any of those decorative corpses from Abu Ghraib still around? we could use them in McCain's Cabinet.
ReplyDeleteSo it took becoming a POW to love America. Damn, we're all America-haters, I guess.
ReplyDeleteReminding people about how long you draw breath... not so smart.
ReplyDeleteYou know who else was a POW? Jesus.
ReplyDeleteIf you find faults with our country, become a community organizer!
ReplyDeleteSounds like being a community organizer.
ReplyDeleteOh, we'll be fighting with you.
ReplyDeleteIs he stealing Kucinich's lines now?
ReplyDeletedid anyone else see the "MAVRICK" sign?
ReplyDeleteUnionboy, that's how mavericks spell maverick.
ReplyDeleteElitist.
Fun fact: the school district in Wasilla has a page in Russian. So I'd say Palin has done a pretty crappy job of holding back the Red Menace.
ReplyDeleteMcCain looks very confused about all the rock 'n roll music.
ReplyDeleteBarracuda?
ReplyDeleteSarah Barracuda. Palin. Apparently her high school nickname.
ReplyDeleteRepublicans Gone Wild!!
ReplyDeleteAnderson Cooper is saying that there were more specifics in McCain's speech than Obama's. For real?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know which specific brans John McCain plans to eat during his administration.
ReplyDeleteThe balloon drop appears to be a little bit excessive.
ReplyDeleteGame on, folks. I'll catch you later.
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