Monday, July 7, 2008

I Am Less of a Man Than I Should Be

I can say with some confidence that I know or do 23 of these things. How many you got?
Thirty things to know or do by the time you’re 30:

To take your hat off while eating.

To bring a hostess gift.

Have a valid passport.

How to make small talk.

Your credit score.

And your blood type.

How to do laundry.

And scramble eggs.

Your parents’ birthdays.

How to drive a stick shift.

And order a bottle of wine.

How to set up, and check, bank and credit card balances online.

How to wrap a gift.

Own a suitcase.

Have a local florist, not 1-800 FLOWERS.

How to negotiate.

And compromise.

How to jump a car/change a tire.

Have a retirement plan.

When to stop drinking.

How to file a complaint.

How to make a bed - complete with hospital corners.

How to play a sport (excelling not required).

How much cologne is too much.

When you need a dinner reservation.

How to read the bus schedule.

To tip the maid in a hotel.

To make exceptions for children, and seniors.

How to apologize.

How to give a good hug.

6 comments:

  1. For the record, I fail on:
    My credit score
    My blood type
    How to drive a stick
    Have a local florist
    When to stop drinking
    How to make hospital corners
    To tip the maid in a hotel

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  2. I know most of these things, but whether I actually do them is another matter. But I totally fail on:

    My credit score
    My blood type
    The local florist (I just buy bouquets at Trader Joe's)
    When to stop drinking (I've gotten way better, though!)
    Hospital corners

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  3. I'm over 30, but I always have difficulty figuring out how much cologne to wear. Help me, Kristi Gustafson! By the way, I am totally going to steal your awesome hairstyle! What do you think?

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  4. Hott. (the extra "t" is for "thirty-something")

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  5. Well I definately don't have at least half of these down but I've still got 9 more years to catch up. But that's no excuse for not knowing/doing most of these things! I guess its the same quandry the Mariners are in too with respect to the Do's and Dont's of managing a flipping MLB team! Uughh

    My biggest short falls would be:

    Credit Score
    Blood Type
    Florist
    and sadly... tipping the maid

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  6. It is little wonder the world is going to hell when so many grown men don't know how to make hospital corners!

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