Monday, July 21, 2008

Be yourself!

Seeing as how at least 60% of the OG bloggers and an indeterminate number of our readers find themselves as some part of the "older women and the younger men who love them" duality, I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that our (apparently growing) demographic has been targeted by the relationship anxiety industry for the next iteration of their stale relationship advice.

Speaking for the fellas, I'm sure it never occurred to us that maybe older women would appreciate our attentiveness and good personal hygiene.

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  1. Wow, usually I consider Yahoo to be the gold standard of relationship advice, but this piece actually fell a little flat for me. Maybe they could round out their "sage" advice with some things like "speak in quiet, gentle tones, as old(er) woman are more fragile ans sensitive than the hot young things who have rejected you in the past--but not too softly, as they are, after all, old. However, unlike those young women, they will be noticeably more desperate, which you can use to your advantage."

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  2. Quite frankly, I'm glad they avoided publishing the companion piece, "Prowling tips for the cougar."

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  3. Ooooh, maybe I'll write that one! (under a pseudonym, of course!)

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